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I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.

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I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.

Janis Joplin

Yeah I´ve Been Lazy....What of it? (Explored)

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March 5th, 2010 at 6:43 pm

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I Keep One Eye Open Like CBS – Jay Z

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CBS has an eye on you

I Keep One Eye Open Like CBS – Jay Z

One of the freshest similes I’ve heard!


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February 18th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

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I’m Just Kicked Back Like Italics [Asia Born]

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I’m Just Kicked Back Like Italics [Asia Born (Lyrics Born)]

Solesides Greatest Bumps

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January 14th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

Living Straight Like 9:15 [NAS]

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9.15

Living Straight Like 9:15 [NAS]

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January 14th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

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I’m Athletic, But Don’t Sweat It.

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I’m Athletic, But Don’t Sweat It.

Lord Finesse. Almost missed that one. What a lyric!

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January 14th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

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Slim Thug on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Slim Thug Feels the Recession
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Health Care Crisis

Slim Thug’s gotta go to the strip clubs for the food nowadays. Here’s the real story of the recession in full swagger.

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October 30th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

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I Rhyme Off the Wall like Balconies and Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson Off The Wall

I Rhyme Off the Wall like Balconies and Michael Jackson

Followers of GlennRaps Vol. 1 may remember this lyric came out about a year ago… R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Hope you found someplace safe.

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July 17th, 2009 at 11:42 am

I Bust Rhymes like Breastses; I Can Get d-d-d-Down like Pessimist – Common

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I Bust Rhymes like Breastses; I Can Get d-d-d-Down like Pessimist – Common
Orange Pineapple Juice

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July 14th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Gonna Shine like a Sun Beam – Beastie Boys, Intergalactic

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Gonna’ shine like a sunbeam beam.
Keep on rappin’ cause that’s my dream dream
– Beastie Boys – Intergalactic –

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July 13th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go – Vanilla Ice

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Go Ninja Go Ninja Go.
“It’s the green machine, gonna rock the town without being seen.”
“[They] Told me to write and make it Ice. So I did.”
“Ice Ice Baby’s In Full effect. Yup yup. Turtles II. Watch it!”

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July 13th, 2009 at 11:57 am

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