Archive for the ‘Ineffable’ Category
I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.
I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.
Janis Joplin
I’m the Lyrical Lent, so think fast.
I’m the Lyrical Lent, so think fast.
Barely Political Hip Hop News
Because politics are important, and there are a lot of funny things on Youtube, the following from BarelyPolitical:
Kanye vs. Taylor Parodies
As Kanye further embraces his flyness and erases his shyness, the parody games and websites continue to get better and better. Enjoy this game developed by Entropic Order.
And enjoy this fun website, Immaletyoufinish.com:
Beyonce, Halo: 1; Kelly Clarkson, Already Gone: 0
Beyonce: Halo
Kelly Clarkson: Already Gone
The same beat. Two artists. One track is better. Which one?
I’ll have to cast my vote on Beyonce’s Halo. Sorry Kelly. Not your fault your producer sold the same background track to two superstars. But we have to admit, Halo is the shit, don’t you think?
Both Hands in the Air When it’s 12 o’Clock – MC HAMMER
Both Hands in the Air When it’s 12 o’Clock. – MC Hammer
Probably an accident, this is absolutely MC Hammer’s most clever lyric. Both hands in the air like 12 o’clock would have been more traditional, but you know as well as I that Hammer isn’t one to subscribe to tradition.
“You can pay me, I’m payable” is another great line – particularly from Hammer. Look!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go – Vanilla Ice
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go.
“It’s the green machine, gonna rock the town without being seen.”
“[They] Told me to write and make it Ice. So I did.”
“Ice Ice Baby’s In Full effect. Yup yup. Turtles II. Watch it!”
Best Rapper Alive?
Even your favorite rapper has a favorite rapper. Many have claimed the title, but who has been elected? BEST RAPPER ALIVE.
The Best Rapper Alive: Jay Z? Snoop Dogg? Nas? Andre 3000? Slug from Atmosphere? Del from the Heiroglyphics? Gift of Gab from Blackalicious? Lil Wayne? You decide!
Even your favorite rapper has a favorite rapper. Name yours in the comments below. Tournament ends January 1, 2010. Until that time, the title will be held by 2Mex from Visionaries and Of Mexican Descent notoriety. The results of your comments will be absolutely binding. The tournament winner will hold the title until the next year, or his death.
The Inaugural Best Rapper Alive Battle has begun.
Throwing Up Signs Like Bulhemic Witch Doctors
Throwing Up Signs Like Bulhemic Witch Doctors
Brothas Be Sleepin’; I Call ‘em Napkins
Brothas Be Sleepin’; I Call ‘em Napkins
