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Surrounded by Shorties not Unlike Snow White

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Surrounded by Shorties not Unlike Snow White

Written by GlennIsaac

July 16th, 2010 at 7:24 pm

No Cowards like “Moo Moo Moo”

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No Cowards like “Moo Moo Moo”

Cows being cows

Written by GlennIsaac

April 13th, 2010 at 5:48 pm

With Unpredictable Bumps like Herpes

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Don’t ever forget the awesome simile and metaphor third eye vision from the Hieroglyphics.

Lyrics to Last One :
(feat. Casual, Pep Love)

[Casual]
“My rhymes make your brain freeze like slush
Or slurpees, with unpredictable bumps like herpes

Written by GlennIsaac

April 12th, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Suckas Steer Clear of me Like Feminists do Car Shows

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3307945290 4c7c8b9f75 Suckas Steer Clear of me Like Feminists do Car Shows Suckas Steer Clear of me Like Feminists do Car Shows

LYRICS BORN:

You’re so sensitive
All I said was simple sentences
Premises was left as if the messages were venomous
They are though
Guess it’s just my penmanship and how it moves
Your torso
Suckas steer clear of me like feminists
do car shows

There’s a little punchline for those of you
who love rhymes with those in ‘em.

More lyrics at http://www.massive.com/solesides/wrd/ss8say-word.html

Pick up the album yourself and stop frontin’.

Written by GlennIsaac

November 9th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

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Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

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Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

Off Vast Aire’s “Best Damn Rap Show”

bdrs Groupies say Im Responsible for More Little Gs Than Gucci

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October 29th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

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I Bust Rhymes like Breastses; I Can Get d-d-d-Down like Pessimist – Common

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I Bust Rhymes like Breastses; I Can Get d-d-d-Down like Pessimist – Common
Orange Pineapple Juice

Written by GlennIsaac

July 14th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Your Skills Go Unnoticed Like They Always Pay Rent

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Pay Rent

Your Skills Go Unnoticed Like They Always Pay Rent

Written by GlennIsaac

July 13th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

My Game is Untouchable like Wildlife Preserves

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giraffe

My Game is Untouchable like Wildlife Preserves

Written by GlennIsaac

July 9th, 2009 at 11:18 am

My Point is Your Flow Gets Stopped – Talib Kweli

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My rhymes are like shot clocks, interstate cops and blood clots; my point is your flow gets stopped. – Talib Kweli

Written by GlennIsaac

July 8th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

The Rhymes I Spit, Sicker than Plague Victims

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Ossuary

Hater rapper’s lines stay lame like tv sitcoms // the rhymes I spit, sicker than plague victims.

Written by GlennIsaac

July 8th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

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