Glenn Raps

As Kanye further embraces his flyness and erases his shyness, the parody games and websites continue to get better and better. Enjoy this game developed by Entropic Order.

And enjoy this fun website, Immaletyoufinish.com:

Beyonce: Halo

Kelly Clarkson: Already Gone

The same beat. Two artists. One track is better. Which one?

I’ll have to cast my vote on Beyonce’s Halo. Sorry Kelly. Not your fault your producer sold the same background track to two superstars. But we have to admit, Halo is the shit, don’t you think?

Both Hands in the Air When it’s 12 o’Clock. – MC Hammer

Probably an accident, this is absolutely MC Hammer’s most clever lyric. Both hands in the air like 12 o’clock would have been more traditional, but you know as well as I that Hammer isn’t one to subscribe to tradition.

“You can pay me, I’m payable” is another great line – particularly from Hammer. Look!

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go.
“It’s the green machine, gonna rock the town without being seen.”
“[They] Told me to write and make it Ice. So I did.”
“Ice Ice Baby’s In Full effect. Yup yup. Turtles II. Watch it!”

I switched my motto — instead of saying fu*k tomorrow. That buck that bought a bottle could’ve struck the lotto. – Nas, Life’s a Bitch

Ron Artest’s tribute song to Michael Jackson is one of the most bizarre tribute songs ever. Check it out, and leave your comments below. Too awesome. R.I.P. Michael.