Call me a Nun. I Just Don’t Give a F***

Don’t Trip like Staycations FOo’!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Z. Killin’ it, as always.

“Both Covered in Gold like C3PO”

“shawty like Pepsi, me I’m da Coke Man,
Body like a coke bottle, I crush it like a Coke can,”
“Took my whole flavour, I call her coke zero,”

No Cowards like “Moo Moo Moo”

Don’t ever forget the awesome simile and metaphor third eye vision from the Hieroglyphics.

Lyrics to Last One :
(feat. Casual, Pep Love)

[Casual]
“My rhymes make your brain freeze like slush
Or slurpees, with unpredictable bumps like herpes“

Cover Your Body with Stitches Like a Baseball

Jedi Mind Tricks

I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.

Janis Joplin

Rap Battles are reaching a brand new audience on Youtube. Check out some of the highlights of Youtube Battle Raps from 2009:

And last, but not least, perhaps THE FUNNIEST Youtube Battle Phenomenon, TubeSteak. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO YET EMBEDDED BY GLENNRAPS.COM!

I’m Over Your Heads Like Speech Bubbles

Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

Off Vast Aire’s “Best Damn Rap Show”