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I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.

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I’m Just Like A Turtle That’s Hidin’ Underneath it’s Horny Shell.

Janis Joplin

Yeah I´ve Been Lazy....What of it? (Explored)

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March 5th, 2010 at 6:43 pm

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Featured Battle Raps on Youtube 2009

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Rap Battles are reaching a brand new audience on Youtube. Check out some of the highlights of Youtube Battle Raps from 2009:





And last, but not least, perhaps THE FUNNIEST Youtube Battle Phenomenon, TubeSteak. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO YET EMBEDDED BY GLENNRAPS.COM!

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November 9th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

I’m Over Your Heads Like Speech Bubbles

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she did it

I’m Over Your Heads Like Speech Bubbles

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October 29th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

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Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

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Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

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bdrs Groupies say Im Responsible for More Little Gs Than Gucci

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October 29th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

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You Should Admit Defeat like a Podiatrist

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You Should Admit Defeat like a Podiatrist

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August 21st, 2009 at 9:20 pm

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Get on Your Feet like Socks

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194/365 - New York City Will Thank Me As A Lover

Get on Your Feet like Socks

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August 8th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

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Game Recognize Game like J. Taylor With a Mirror

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Self-Portrait in the Underground

Game Recognize Game like J. Taylor With a Mirror

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August 8th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

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Quit Asking Questions like Jeopardy Contestants

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Quit Asking Questions like Jeopardy Contestants

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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm

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I’ll Put You in an All White Cast like Seinfeld

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40cal Ill Put You in an All White Cast like Seinfeld

I’ll Put You in an All White Cast like Seinfeld

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July 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

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Pissed off like Frat House Balconies

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Pissed off like Frat House Balconies

Written by GlennIsaac

July 19th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

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