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Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

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Groupies say I’m Responsible for More Little G’s Than Gucci

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October 29th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

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You Should Admit Defeat like a Podiatrist

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You Should Admit Defeat like a Podiatrist

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August 21st, 2009 at 9:20 pm

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Get on Your Feet like Socks

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194/365 - New York City Will Thank Me As A Lover

Get on Your Feet like Socks

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August 8th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

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Game Recognize Game like J. Taylor With a Mirror

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Self-Portrait in the Underground

Game Recognize Game like J. Taylor With a Mirror

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August 8th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

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Quit Asking Questions like Jeopardy Contestants

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Quit Asking Questions like Jeopardy Contestants

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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm

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I’ll Put You in an All White Cast like Seinfeld

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40cal Ill Put You in an All White Cast like Seinfeld

I’ll Put You in an All White Cast like Seinfeld

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July 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

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Pissed off like Frat House Balconies

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Pissed off like Frat House Balconies

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July 19th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

My Rhymes Come Correct like Tests Kids Cheat On

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Writing Exams

My Rhymes Come Correct like Tests Kids Cheat On

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July 17th, 2009 at 11:45 am

I Bust Rhymes like Breastses; I Can Get d-d-d-Down like Pessimist – Common

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I Bust Rhymes like Breastses; I Can Get d-d-d-Down like Pessimist – Common
Orange Pineapple Juice

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July 14th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Your Skills Go Unnoticed Like They Always Pay Rent

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Pay Rent

Your Skills Go Unnoticed Like They Always Pay Rent

Written by GlennIsaac

July 13th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

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