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Both Hands in the Air When it’s 12 o’Clock – MC HAMMER

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Both Hands in the Air When it’s 12 o’Clock. – MC Hammer

Probably an accident, this is absolutely MC Hammer’s most clever lyric. Both hands in the air like 12 o’clock would have been more traditional, but you know as well as I that Hammer isn’t one to subscribe to tradition.

“You can pay me, I’m payable” is another great line – particularly from Hammer. Look!

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July 14th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go – Vanilla Ice

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Go Ninja Go Ninja Go.
“It’s the green machine, gonna rock the town without being seen.”
“[They] Told me to write and make it Ice. So I did.”
“Ice Ice Baby’s In Full effect. Yup yup. Turtles II. Watch it!”

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July 13th, 2009 at 11:57 am

Throwing Up Signs Like Bulhemic Witch Doctors

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Throwing Up Signs Like Bulhemic Witch Doctors

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July 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

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Brothas Be Sleepin’; I Call ‘em Napkins

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Brothas Be Sleepin’; I Call ‘em Napkins

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July 9th, 2009 at 11:21 am

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Ron Artest – Michael Jackson Tribute – I Cry For Mike

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Ron Artest’s tribute song to Michael Jackson is one of the most bizarre tribute songs ever. Check it out, and leave your comments below. Too awesome. R.I.P. Michael.

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July 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

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You’re a Lost Cause like the Origin of AIDS

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You’re a Lost Cause like the Origin of AIDS

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July 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 am

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